Anatomia de "guy" factor - Chapter 5

Well its been a long time ,but today i am feeling drunk on my unhapiness so i thought to pen down few of my observation of late.
An average indian guy drinks more when given an unlimited free drink pass.
Why?? Why ?? Why ??
Recently i went to this party organized by my company where beers were unlimited. Famous DJ's were on the anvil rocking the show. The more serious counterparts with more money were quietly sipping down the OH with their wives in tow or girlfrnd reprimanding them now and then. The gay and singles were gulping down and dancing , throwing the alchohol as if there is no tomorrow. Why is that the party always have some rowdy members in the crowd.
What appalled me that there were some guys who were actually having a bath with 4-5 beers bottles. Is it some kinky stuff or they just wanted to be cool dude.
Well somebody would say, just getting the heat off living the IT drudgery and with a strange notion that this is payback time for the company which are making them do this. Hello you getting salary too.
Anyway the fun aspect is lot of funny comments passed when these guys are drunk. One of the comment in hindi "saare launde lapade hee dikh rahe hai, jhand life hai, ek beer ka bottle aur lao" , they wanted to drown in OH just because they were not any single damsel for him waiting to be rescued by this charming guy bathed in sweat stinking of beer.
Another "company ko nanga kar do aaj !! bottle se nahalao re , bahut garmi lag raha hai , company paisa de hee raha hai".. wow !! this guy actually believed that he can make his company go bankrupt just by having 8 beers and another 8 to bath with.
Yet another one to his friend who was swaying dangerously on the stairs "saale haraam ka daaru mila nahi ki ghata ghat peeye hue ho, saala hum indians log free ka daaru kabhi nahi pacha sakte " and this guy was swaying all over the place himself.
Next one was "aaj toe itna peena hai jab tak puke nahi kare !! tab tak poora baba " .. Wow ! this guy just wanted to drink because he wanted to puke all over the place. My my !! now here is one who has gets the pleasure of a drink in a strange way .
Now here was one of my friend's friend who was drinking and ruing over the fact that the girl whom he was a little sentimental on was wearing some unconventional , navel showing dress and dancing with another guy. So he had but no way out other than to drown in the free beer which has a mere 5% alchol content.
Some had a macho competition going on and this guy actually commented to his friends "yo baby i had 24 beers bottles man, can anybody dare enough to beat me." , Well ! i didn;t beleive him but if he had then i bet he would be in the washroom the next whole day, after all the beer has to have an outlet from the body.
But by far the funniest as per my account was not in this party but in a recent IRON MAIDEN show in bangalore. This guy somehow had smuggled tons of dope and started with it rightaway as the countdown show began for iron maiden to perform. Before the grand finale show of iron maiden there was an FTN the winner of indian campus rock show, Stevie Harris's daughter Lauren (with all girl rock), and parikrama. this guy was chain smoking the dope and booing the bands that he has come to see iron maide, F*** off .... well behind 4000 odd crowd anyone from the organiser hardly heard this guy ! and by the time Iron maiden showed up this guy passed out from too much grass in his head literally and was being escorted unconscious by his friends ofcourse to hospital . Wow this guy sure made the statement :-) that he was die hard iron maiden fan and he made his friends also to leave the show !
Anyway the basic feeling among the guy as far as i have felt and experienced with guys - they simply want to get high , enjoy to the fullest as if there's no tomorrow, for once forget all the tensions that plague an average working class guy, have pure fun with your friends, get lost in the enjoyble spirit of the moment. Well all i will say as a guy myself, we should do so but only to the extent that one dont become a nuisance to others. Live and let live should be motto ! But again a very distinctive guy feature is that "An average guy just don't know where to draw the line at times!!!!!!!!!!!! " .