Anatomia de "guy" factor - chapter 10

Let this post be an eye opener to the fair sex and please, please take this as a compliment rather than an insult. The mere plain acceptance will save lot of embarrassing and angry arguments in future. Two points
a) "Average simple Guys may behave unexpectedly when some girl passes by"
b) "Average simple Guys just don’t have the control of their eyes when looking at a girl and when I say no control, I mean absolutely no control. It is imbibed in their eye sockets to go down from the face to the anatomy below. "

Pretty wild eye-opener isn’t it? I will be putting forth an analytical as well as lateral view (pun not intended) with few anecdotes thrown in between. It was schmoozing time in our office pantry. The group was having serious talk over some project issues. Shivaji (formerly known as Kala Ana-name changed of course) and me were discussing some serious project problem with others listening intently. Shivaji : “Dude , the problem is not exactly limited to functional aspect in the technical design of the business requirement which aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh hummmmmmmm ??? so where was I, ok the thing is -----”. Me : “yes u r absolutely right” not listening to the last part of what Shivaji spoke.

Well don’t be taken aback, this was not a typo error of mine. According to Dave Barry, this phenomenon is commonly known as LIBF an acronym for a popular Guy disease (Lust Induced Brain Fuse). So what happened above was that the point where our kewl dude was going to make a point, unfortunately a new face (a beautiful girl) in our office chose that fortunate moment to enter into the pantry for a cup of tea. The kewl brain of his freezes as well as for other guys of our group and eyes socket took control. The brain finally after couple of seconds registers back and we are back on track with 75% of our guy brain still probing and recovering from the pleasant surprise. This is not always limited to a new face, it may be a regular face, or our own close girl buddies when they chose to display new wardrobe range or a change look.
Also there is some kind of telepathic understanding between the guys whereby all the approval and disapproval are shared simply by facial expression and eye contact. This does make our immediate opposite genders to be real mad because they are not able to catch the telepathic rays (thank god they are invisible).

The next matter of no contention is no matter what the distance is; the guy vision can make out a female breast as long as it is in the visible range. Guys have tremendous power of visual concentration but unfortunately no control what the eyes chooses to look at. Many say what is the big deal? Let me recount an experience. During my cyprus stint there were lots of beaches there where women and men alike go topless. Our motley group chose a hot afternoon to visit the beach on our 2nd day of Cyprus only. The first few hours were full of LIBF syndromes and visual pleasure. Finally after few hours, the brain finally considered that it is no big deal now, we chose a particular secluded bathing spot unanimously. We started having volleyball game and bath in the cool serene sea. All of a sudden a not so subtle arms flailing, a guy shouts “alert one, red priority, a naked breast in that direction” with the arms also pointing in the particular direction. The other guys after a mutual turn of head in the same direction for a few seconds start simultaneously shouting at the poor fellow: “hey u stupid, what is the big deal, we have already seen lots? Can’t u get out of it u pervert? Grow up Man! Stop showing your arm ! “.
The interesting observation here is that the guy just can’t shake it off and our brain automatically channelizes some of its resources for an analysis of what the eyes saw. It seems Mother Nature (once again) has chiseled out this unwritten behavior in the guy’s anatomy.
I have incurred a lot of baleful looks and disapproval tone from my female friends, sisters with my own guy behavior and I say to them “Can’t u understand, it is not actually me, it is the stupid eye sockets?”
As long as we guys are here, Sania Mirza with Big Bouncy Shot (tennis shots u dirty mind) are going to be in news always!!!!!!!